Cain’s Disco Prom #Phantogram
Speak in tongues. I don’t even recognize your face. Riddle on the wall, tell me all the ways to stay away. And stay away.
Happiness is rare, so find it where you can. Even if that’s in drawing mustard smiley faces on your sandwich.
I don’t normally screen shot my texts (I save my best material for friends who text me), but this was pretty good.
Afternoon jam: Daft Punk/Strong Bad mashup “Random Access Fhqwhgads”
And now it’s officially the weekend, friends.
I can’t sleep, can you? Insomnia isn’t as fun as they make it sound in movies, it’s not like you get housework done. Wait, housework, what the fuck am I talking about, like I do housework. I don’t even know if there’s a difference between “can’t sleep” and “insomnia,” but whatever it is, it’s not…